It is 91,0000 damn degrees….If you have not seen the YouTube video, “How One Girl Feels About the Hot Weather“, click the title now and watch it. It epitomizes my feelings for the heat. I tend to act a little more ghetto and hate the things I hate more when it is continuously over 90 degrees….”I am not tropical. I am not a damn toucan.” “It should not be so hot that I’m up here havin’ dreams that I’m on fire.”
The other thing-I drink coffee probably once a year because, like the heat, it also makes me act crazy. I had some earlier this week at work and I got more crap done than I could have imagined. I was going out of my mind. I had a temporary case of Terret’s for a while there. It seriously jacks me up. When I was a kid, I always wondered why my mom drank so much coffee. Two pots a day to be exact. To get shit done. That’s why.
So today….Iced coffee.
Make a pot of dark brew coffee.
Bring it to room temperature and then refrigerate until cold. I did this yesterday.
Also make coffee ice cubes. It won’t dilute your drink like regular ice cubes will.
Add some sweet and condensed milk to the chilled coffee. Do it. Do it now. For 3 C coffee, I used 1/4 C sweet and condensed milk.
Using a blender or a hand held immersion blender,
blend until frothy.
Put some of those coffee ice cubes in a glass.
Prepare to be productive….
Warning: May cause you to act at a 10/10 and yell obscenities at no particular person. And if you are in Phoenix where it is 95,000 degrees, going outside might cause you to wreck some shit.